Life gobbles you up As a helpless pup Ruminates and cogitates Chews the cud And tramples mud Burps and farts And other arts Then spits you out Or shites about Throws you up Like a helpless pup And that's the end of you
Ships in the night Would be too trite We were sparks in the day Flying opposite ways You caught my eye From way up high We swore an oath That we would both Dedicate that ride To the one beside Me rising up to meet you You sinking down Too good to be true Then gone, fading, receding Leaving something in me pleading You were spirited away But I miss you till this day
Messi's scored again The ball has hit the net And my father-in-law Makes a disturbing roar I'd really much rather forget Messi's scored again And my son sings 'campeones' He's only two but knows What to do and shows What team his own is Messi's scored again And the wife lets out a squeal Such a silly sound Just coz he's found A goal against Real Messi's scored again And the family's in convulsions He's made it four I use the door In search of other compulsions
Through the drear dregs he comes He'll poke your cheeks, he'll tweak your thumbs And should you dare to stop and stare The GarnalSnup will eat you up! He lives in the hinterlands Twixt light and dark, in parks he stands And should you think to boldly blink The GarnalSnup will eat you up! Now by riversides he hides On slippery slopes he gloats and bides And should you try to sneak on by The GarnalSnup will eat you up!